Thursday, 18 December 2014

Lust #7



Name: Michel Roux Jr

Age: 54

Occupation: Chef, cooking show judge, incredible human

Relationship status: Married to Giselle Roux, has a daughter named Emily

So the finals of Masterchef: The professionals is fastly approaching and I have to say it is tragedy that Michel is no longer judging. He is the greatest judge on any type of televised talent show there has been and ever will be. Not only does he have the qualifications to be judging, he is from a cooking dynasty and a two star restaurant, it would basically be the equivalent of Beyonce judging the X Factor. Legend status.

Not only is he and expert in his field he is the nicest person, most judges are harsh and overly critical, and can you hear the rumours about chefs, Gordon Ramsey would probably relish in other people's failures. Not Michel, his heart breaks at the contestants fuck ups and he seems to hate giving criticism. But he does, kindly and considerately.

He seems like the type of person that would give great hugs, If I was with Michel I would eat so well, and he seems soooooo funny.

I would probably put on a lot of weight though, and not on good places like my boobs, it would go straight to the face.


Sunday, 14 December 2014

Lust #6



Name: Sam McTrusty

Age: 27 (I think)

Occupation: Lead member of rock band Twin Atlantic

Relationship status: Unknown

Finding men attractive can be a very hard and time consuming job. Fortunately for me I am blessed to have a group of friends who also find men attractive, and my good friend Grace made this suggestion.

She sent me the above picture over twitter and if you can't have a man in a suit, a man holding a dog is an absolutely exceptional replacement.

Sam is a Scottish rocker who fronts the band Twin Atlantic. I have never seen them live but Grace has and she gives them very positive reviews. If rock music isn't really your thing, I have seen some pics of him while he performs, and I can tell you the guy candy factor alone would probably make it worth it. If you just stand at the back you probably won't get hurt too.

His twitter doesn't indicate that he has a girlfriend, but he seems to be away touring a lot and I doubt he has any trouble on the lady front. I think I would have to consider him along the lines of a holiday romance, as I wouldn't want to get my heart broken!






However if this is what it would be like waking up in the morning with him, I will definitely take the heartbreak risk.


Feel free to send suggestions to my twitter @KatieHBJones

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Lust #5



Name: Dylan O'Brien

Age: 23

Occupation: Actor

Relationship status: In a relationship with Britt Robertson

Dylan O'Brien is probably most famous for playing the role of Stiles in the television show Teen Wolf, or for playing the lead character Thomas in Maze Runner. 

However that is not why you should, or will fall in love with him. His turn as Dave Hodgman in the film The First Time, will make you love him so much that you'll wonder if its worth moving to America to try and find someone with even a hint of Dave about them. It's a good job I didn't  watch it when I was actually a teenager otherwise I would never have got with any boys at school! 

While I have to remind myself that Dave isn't actually a real person, I think all young single females should definitely hold out for someone like him, a kind, funny, caring person, who happens to look as good as Dylan O'Brien. We should all hold out for a Dave, don't settle for anybody who doesn't make everyone else seem totally inferior. 

Dylan is currently in a relationship with Britt who he starred alongside in The First Time, which for a hopeless romantic like me is just the best news! Falling in love off and on screen makes it all so much better.

The whole film is on Youtube and everyone should definitely watch it, I think the emotions you feel while watching it are actually summed up better by a viewer who left this comment,



WHY THE HELL IS DYLAN O'BRIEN SO FCKING HOT AND CUTE AND OMFG I HVE JUST FOUND AN ANGEL LIKE SHIT IM IN LOVE DAMNIT WHY JUST WHY ARE YOU SO UGH



Preach it Claire

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Lust #4



Name: Bill Skarsgård

Age: 24

Occupation: Actor

Relationship status: Unknown

As I made clear in a previous post it is my firm belief that Sweden does everything better then everywhere else. So obviously I was going to talk about one of the Skarsgård clan eventually. This is Bill the younger brother of the more famous Alexander who stars in True Blood. I have spent a lot of time trying to find a picture as honestly I don't think any of them do him justice!

He is currently starring in the Netflix original Hemlock Grove and I think it is an impressive feat to look as good as he does in that show because some of the things he does in it are totally disgusting. But he manages it with ease, there is scene when he gets out of a lift...... it is pretty intense.

He doesn't have a Twitter or an Instagram so it's hard to find out what he's really like or what his interests are, but he would probably help me learn swedish (he is fluent obvs) and that would be really handy when in the future I make my attempt to claim my place as their queen.

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Lust #3



Name: Calvin Harris

Age: 30

Occupation: Musician and DJ

Relationship status: In a relationship with model Aarika Wolf

I had a dream years ago that I was Calvin Harris' girlfriend that was so real I was convinced I had fallen in love.
It was when he had stormed the stage at X Factor, when Jedward were on stage, with a pineapple on his head. In the dream I was the presenter of Xtra Factor and I was furious at him as he had ruined my career and made Simon mad at me. Really I should have woken up disliking him, but no, I was convinced we could be happy in real life. The dream felt SO REAL.

I went to see him do a DJ set at Reading university students union, I waited at the back and shook his hand when he finished, it was probably the biggest thing that happened to me that year.

I doubt he would do student union gigs anymore and I cant afford to go to Vegas :(.

Acceptable in the 80's is still me favourite song though, bring back old school Calvin! 




Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Lust #2





Name: Gabriel Wikström

Age: 29

Occupation: Swedish Minister for Public Health, Health Care and Sport

Relationship status: Unknown

For a long time now it has been common knowledge that Sweden has been doing things better than everyone else, and it has never been clearer than with the knowledge that this is the calibre of public servant they can produce. It is an absolute genius move by the Swedish government in my opinion as I would definitely eat my veg if he told me to, and talk about leading by example!

It is virtually impossible to find out any real information about him or what kind of a personality he has. He has slyly kept his relationship status a secret (keeping all the ladies keen) but he does have a child, so I think he probably is in a relationship or at least has a hideously jealous ex, if it was me I wouldn't give him up without one hell of a fight.


His twitter is all in Swedish but from the pictures it seems pretty much all business and he doesn't post nearly enough selfies, but he did seem to have a get together with some elderly women which is pretty cute. 

Sunday, 26 October 2014

Lust #1









Name: James Norton

Age: 29

Occupation: Actor

Relationship status: Unknown

Hello James!
If you've been watching the inoffensive small town detective show Grantchester then you might recognise this absolute beauty. I'll admit that his hair does look a bit shit in this pic (weird dip dye doesn't really work on him) but everything else is completely on point! Great suit and surrounded by books, though I think the top shelf might be dvd's which in many ways makes it better.
I do worry that he would be a little too good for me, he seems pretty clever and well educated and probably wouldn't want to watch nearly as much reality television as me. 
His voice is amazing though, he could read me a bed time story anytime.

I would like to take the time to personally thank M&S for this picture, you can dress a man very well, and I am very grateful.


Saturday, 25 October 2014

Welcome

Hello everyone!

I am bringing you this blog for all the ladies out there who like a good looking man.

It’s called Lusts of a single young female as that would be a pretty accurate definition of myself, but the only requirement to enjoy this blog is the appreciation of a well defined jaw and a crisp suit.

Whether you’re single, married, or its complicated I am here to bring you a slice of something nice! 
I’m going to try to bring you hopefully slightly less obvious choices, with the best research Wikipedia can buy, just the key info that every single girl wants to know about that actor they saw in that show that time.

But to start us off I’ll go for a classic.








If Ryan Gosling isn't what you would consider lust worthy then this probably isn't for you. 


And you have no place in my life.