Lust #15

Name: Ewan Mcgregor

Age: 44

Occupation: Actor

Relationship status: Married to Eve Mavrakis

Ewan Mcgregor was the first person that I ever fancied. I remember watching Moulin Rouge and falling in love with Christian and wanting him to be mine. I was 12 and I didn't know much but I knew I wanted to kiss him, properly, loads.

It would probably be an understatement to say that I became obsessed with him. I watched every film I could get my hands on, after Moulin Rouge it was an immediate jump to Trainspotting, (that is not something I recommend letting a 12 yr old see, I mean it's great but not fun. Not fun at all.) And I thought everything was brilliant, the Star Wars prequels, Stormbreaker, the man could do no wrong in my eyes.

I literally thought we were going to end up together, he starred in the theatre as Sky Masterson in Guys and Dolls, which is my favourite musical after Moulin Rouge and it was opening on the 1st of June which is my birthday. I thought it was a sign, everything was falling in to place, I mean it couldn't be a coincidence, it was fate, we were meant to be and finally he would see it too.

Alas he did not.It's hard to connect to someone who is on stage when you are sitting near the back in the dark.

Ewan really did introduce me to lots of knew feelings, my first crush and my first blind hatred. I had never disliked anyone the way I disliked Eve Mavrakis, I thought she was evil, a witch with no soul who was probably planning to kill him and take his money. Fortunately I grew up and was able to move on from that because carrying those feelings around would probably have been quite debilitating. And all she did was marry a man before I got a chance to marry him so it's not really her fault.

I just love him though,

I love him when he has a silly side sweep

I love him when he's being pensive

I love him when he's being sexy on a wall

I love him when he is doing finger guns

I love him most when he's being awesome with Unicef

You do you Ewan because you are fantastic

Lust #14

Name: Jacob Anderson

Age: 24

Occupation: Actor and Singer

Relationship status: In a relationship with Aisling Loftus

It has been a long cold winter but finally Game of Thrones is back on telly and we can now get a weekly fix of medieval fiction with needless sex and violence, the word gratuitous is never more appropriate than when talking about GOT. It is terrific though and I have missed it SO MUCH!

When it comes man candy in the show there is an array to choose from. You've got sex on legs Jon Snow, adorable Kings bastard Gendry and Podrick the squire who is so good in bed that prostitutes don't want to be paid. 

However I've chosen the lovable loyal Grey Worm to make the honourable lust list. He is such a good character, he is so stoic and brave and everything he says is just brilliant. 

'"Grey Worm" gives me pride. It is a lucky name. The name this one was born with was cursed. That was the name he had when he was taken as a slave. But Grey Worm is the name this one had the day Daenerys Stormborn set him free.'

If I was Daenerys that would have set me off crying like a baby.

It's not just the character of Grey Worm however that brings us to Jacob Anderson, its also the fact that he is an aspiring musician. Jacob is a singer, and he goes under the pseudonym of Raleigh Ritchie. Which I think is amazing!! I love the idea that he's doing the show all day and then in the back of his mind he's thinking 'I just wanna be singing!'  

I mean he's still cool, its like cool street pop stuff not like Westlife or show tunes, but he dances a bit and I just cant believe its Grey Worm. Its like when Sky from neighbours released a pop single, just didn't see it coming. 

I can't decide if I like his single cos it's funny cos it's shit or whether I actually think it's good. Either way I definitely like it. And you should too.

Lust #13

Name: Pete Hewitt

Age: 26

Occupation: Freelance graphic designer, Masterchef contestant

Relationship status: Single (I think, will probably find out if he makes it to the final)

So Masterchef is back on! Which is terrific news, and anyone who thinks it isn't terrific news is wrong. Dead wrong.

Every series I end up getting completely invested in a male contestant I convince myself I have a future with. I'm a real foodie but a terrible cook so the dream is to find a man who is an excellent cook. Pete appears to fit the majority of my criteria for my Masterchef crush, he is age appropriate (last year was tough as Jack was 21 which made me inwardly cringe), showing promise in the show (you cant root for someone who's out in the first episode), and not being too arrogant (nobody likes a dick).

It has been virtually impossible to find anything about him. Which is understandable I guess but annoying, you think his local paper would want to do a thing on him surely?? All I know really is his age and occupation which I got from the show and that he likes food, which I got from his Twitter. He hasn't had Twitter very long so it isn't brimming with info, just has a lot of banter with other Masterchef contestants really.

At one point he mentioned that he used to live in Bristol, which obviously got my interest, I could have met him, or served him at the shop. I could have been a stones throw away from having my very own meet cute! (Which I of course would have called a Pete cute, cos I'm hilarious).

However we didn't meet, and now he is somewhere in the midlands cooking Asian inspired street food for all the lucky ladies who choose to live as far away from the sea as possible. 

We haven't met all the contestants yet so there could be some sexy wildcard that usurps Pete, but a this minute he is my firm favourite. 

Quick shout out to Larkin from Masterchef 2013, my biggest Masterchef crush ever. I was devastated when he didn't win.

He is just the best!