Thursday, 18 December 2014

Lust #7



Name: Michel Roux Jr

Age: 54

Occupation: Chef, cooking show judge, incredible human

Relationship status: Married to Giselle Roux, has a daughter named Emily

So the finals of Masterchef: The professionals is fastly approaching and I have to say it is tragedy that Michel is no longer judging. He is the greatest judge on any type of televised talent show there has been and ever will be. Not only does he have the qualifications to be judging, he is from a cooking dynasty and a two star restaurant, it would basically be the equivalent of Beyonce judging the X Factor. Legend status.

Not only is he and expert in his field he is the nicest person, most judges are harsh and overly critical, and can you hear the rumours about chefs, Gordon Ramsey would probably relish in other people's failures. Not Michel, his heart breaks at the contestants fuck ups and he seems to hate giving criticism. But he does, kindly and considerately.

He seems like the type of person that would give great hugs, If I was with Michel I would eat so well, and he seems soooooo funny.

I would probably put on a lot of weight though, and not on good places like my boobs, it would go straight to the face.


Sunday, 14 December 2014

Lust #6



Name: Sam McTrusty

Age: 27 (I think)

Occupation: Lead member of rock band Twin Atlantic

Relationship status: Unknown

Finding men attractive can be a very hard and time consuming job. Fortunately for me I am blessed to have a group of friends who also find men attractive, and my good friend Grace made this suggestion.

She sent me the above picture over twitter and if you can't have a man in a suit, a man holding a dog is an absolutely exceptional replacement.

Sam is a Scottish rocker who fronts the band Twin Atlantic. I have never seen them live but Grace has and she gives them very positive reviews. If rock music isn't really your thing, I have seen some pics of him while he performs, and I can tell you the guy candy factor alone would probably make it worth it. If you just stand at the back you probably won't get hurt too.

His twitter doesn't indicate that he has a girlfriend, but he seems to be away touring a lot and I doubt he has any trouble on the lady front. I think I would have to consider him along the lines of a holiday romance, as I wouldn't want to get my heart broken!






However if this is what it would be like waking up in the morning with him, I will definitely take the heartbreak risk.


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