Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Lust #8


Name: Jake Gyllenhaal

Age: 34

Occupation: Actor

Relationship status: Single (for now)

Jake Gyllenhaal is a sexy sexy man, always has been always will be. I however had long ago realised that Jake and I would never be. Not for the obvious reasons like, I don't know him, have never met him and would definitely make a terrible first impression by going bright red and stammering. 
Its his track record of chosen lady friends that was the problem. He definitely had a type, Taylor Swift, Kirsten Dunst, Reese Witherspoon, he loves his beautiful blondes, and that is just not me. So I grieved this fact and moved on to another well suited man (Because I also clearly have a type).

It turns out though I was wrong! Jake had been in a relationship with a brunette since 2013! Alyssa Miller may be a Victoria Secret model so she is without doubt beautiful, but with the hair that's one hurdle down, so I'm feeling pretty positive.
Apparently Jake and Alyssa broke up because he was training pretty intensely for the film he was doing. She seems pretty incredible so I'm sure she'll find love again, probably with somebody equally as good looking like Chris Pine. 
Jake may be currently back on the market but it doesn't look like it will last long as it's rumoured he is dating his Broadway co-star Ruth Wilson. 

I would love it if this was true, as she is a brunette and English! These are two of my main qualities, we are basically one person. Jake would be knocking on my door in no time.